RS200 Eurocup overall

by Julian Bradley on 3 Aug 2017 Gravedona, Como lacks Riva del Garda’s innumerable restaurants and bars. Rarely will you see a white-legged, fat German businessman saunter past in white sports socks and deck shoes. You are also spared the sight of RS800 crews swinging from their rubber tyres outside the Oca Bar.

Gravedona is smaller and populated by Italians, and the better for it. It is also one of the friendliest places I have ever been. The sailing club is located on the outskirts, just five minutes flip-flop from the middle of town. At first glance the club seems a wee bit fly-blown and manky, with the bleached bones of the ubiquitous 420s and 470s calcifying in the sun. But underneath all that is a big dinghy park full of chestnut trees and a north-facing slipway (of which more below). It also has a serviceable bar, and a big balcony.

From there, Andrew Peters and I were pleased to jeer and sneer like Waldorf and Stadtler from The Muppets as some 70 RS500s (mostly Dutch) tried to recover their boats in a Northerly. The sense of betrayal on the face of one team who discovered you cannot sail upwind under jib alone was a joy to behold. They were rescued before hitting the rocks. Reader, please note, firing your 500 at the slipway downwind in a f5 gust with the main up was reminiscent of D Day. Muppets. On the plus side, the club had laid on a team of small, brown and skinny trolley urchins, all happy to put their ribcages between their concrete and your gelcoat. Anyway, all entertainment money just can’t buy. It wasn’t just the Dutch - John McKelvie was penetrated by an Italian torpedo in the practice race.

Old Garda salts researching the winds at Como were pleased to note that Como winds are leant human personality in their characterization. The two are the Breva and the Tivanoi. The Breva ‘she climbs up the lake currents, wrapping herself around everything and spreading over the surfaces. She starts out moderately, then she stops for a little while and in the end she howls.’

We’ve all been there. I think this was a poetic attempt to say that when the Alps get hot, it blows its norks off from the south. As it turns out, due to thunderstorms Sunday, the wind was a reliable as Pecorino percolator. Monday’s racing was canned – the northerly came in hard, and launching all the 500s would have taken too long. (A couple went out, binned it a few times, and returned to massed hooting and applause).

Tuesday we managed three races, in a shifty, treasonous Northerly. Ben Palmer and Walsh (C) got the first race from Andy and Gill Peters. MarAYa Stanley and Rob Henderson got the second race from myself and Cafferata. Hamish and Emma got the third , also from Shrimp and me. Wednesday involved staring at the lake and Alps for a very long time indeed – canned. (As indeed, soon were we).

Thursday we sneaked in two in a Northerly. Hamish and Emma from Maria Stanley and Ollie. Race five Hamish from Shrimp and me. I was actually hoping for a drift off on Friday, as we were third after 5 races – no such luck. The Breva got her kit off and was up for it around 2.00 pm, a steady f4+. Great sailing, albeit on a port-biased short course, chopped up by loadsa 400s. I’m pants when it’s lumpy, or at any rate, not as good as the likes of the Incredible Chunk, Peters. As is traditional, the Royal Navy are contractually obliged to sink another boat, - weapon of choice, a pink torpedo.

Gravedona is an utterly charming place to be, not least if you’re not sailing.

Highlights of the week:-

Gill Peters’ ‘Northern’ accent
Cavorting on our harbor front balcony ‘like Turkish rent boys’. Apparently.
The RS500 AGM - the crowded hot room described over-loudly as ‘ A Dutch oven’.
The Van
The dogs that walk themselves – they all seem to be Going Somewhere, unattended. Probably a Dutch AGM.
Boat park badinage and bimbling
Wafting a dry Martini bottle in the vague direction of icy Vodka.

Rank	Class	nat	Sail No	Helm	Crew	R1	R2	R3	R4	R5	R6	R7	R8	Total	Nett
1st	RS200	UK	1657	Hamish Walker	Emma Hivey	(3.0)	3.0	1.0	1.0	1.0	(4.0)	1.0	3.0	17.0	10.0
2nd	RS200	UK	1642	Maria Stanley	Rob Henderson	(4.0)	1.0	(4.0)	2.0	3.0	1.0	2.0	1.0	18.0	10.0
3rd	RS200	UK	1628	Ben Palmer	Claire Walsh	1.0	4.0	(7.0)	3.0	(6.0)	2.0	3.0	2.0	28.0	15.0
4th	RS200	UK	1559	Andrew Peters	Jill Peters	2.0	(8.0)	3.0	4.0	(5.0)	3.0	4.0	4.0	33.0	20.0
5th	RS200	UK	1178	Julian Bradley	H Cafferata	(7.0)	2.0	2.0	(7.0)	2.0	7.0	5.0	7.0	39.0	25.0
6th	RS200	UK	1228	Joe Adams	Emma Lucas	(16.0 OCS)	5.0	(6.0)	6.0	4.0	6.0	6.0	5.0	54.0	32.0
7th	RS200	UK	1546	John McKelvie	Sarah McKelvie	5.0	6.0	5.0	(16.0 OCS)	(10.0)	8.0	7.0	6.0	63.0	37.0
8th	RS200	UK	1257	Phil Hardisty	Ciara Kaneen	6.0	7.0	(11.0)	5.0	7.0	5.0	(8.0)	8.0	57.0	38.0
9th	RS200	UK	876	John Turley	Anne Saul	9.0	10.0	8.0	(16.0 OCS)	8.0	9.0	(11.0)	10.0	81.0	54.0
10th	RS200	UK	558	Rosie Johnson	Alice Smith	(10.0)	9.0	10.0	10.0	9.0	10.0	9.0	(12.0)	79.0	57.0
11th	RS200	UK	1218	Ben Easton	Alex Pickles	(16.0 OCS)	(12.0)	9.0	9.0	12.0	12.0	12.0	9.0	91.0	63.0
12th	RS200	UK	1428	Richard Brown	Judith Brown	8.0	13.0	12.0	8.0	11.0	13.0	(16.0 DNF)	(16.0 DNF)	97.0	65.0
13th	RS200	UK	1638	Kevin Woolnough	Deborah Woolnough	12.0	(14.0)	(16.0 DNF)	12.0	14.0	11.0	10.0	11.0	100.0	70.0
14th	RS200	UK	1616	Cath Longhurst	Tracey Newman	11.0	11.0	13.0	11.0	13.0	15.0	(16.0 DNF)	(16.0 DNF)	106.0	74.0
15th	RS200	UK	1486	Nigel Sheppard	Deborah Thompson-Brown	13.0	15.0	(16.0 DNF)	13.0	15.0	14.0	(16.0 DNF)	16.0 DNF	118.0	86.0