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    Posted: 10 Dec 06 at 7:35pm
The most memerable part of my time sailing toppers at national events, has to be a nation wide at Poole yacht club. The fact is i was about 11 or 12 at the time and at one of my first majour sailing events. I was sailing down wind on a run in about 20knots of breeze (that to me felt like a force 7!!) towards the bottom wing mark when i encountered a wave about 5 foot high (im not exagerating) when a gust hit my sail and plowed me into the back of this huge wave, the bow was digging in to this wave and slightly pitchpolling. The force of this flung me towards the front of the boat. As i flew towards the front of the boat i managed to slam head first into the bottom section of the mast, cutting my forhead! Well it hurt and i was rescued by my dad in a rescue boat. But as he said to after a plaster and a cup of tea.... Bones heal,Chicks dig scares,Glory lasts forever!!
They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr!
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'Chicks dig scares'

2 points, the first one.....chicks dig a good fright, mmmm ladies??

secondly, tell them you did it in a Topper and see what happens, if I were you I'd embelish it to a I14 or the like.

I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e!
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lol yeah the topper isnt so sexy. But any 'lady' who knows what one is (and isnt impressed by it) is likely to have a scar equaly as impressive - with a better story

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I never had a problem with it. I guess you don't notice when you are part of the action week in week out 
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Well i dont no what u guys use this fourm for but trying 2 pull isnt what u shud be doin! u need to get out more.!

 

They call me a farmer becuse im from dorset and listen to the 'Wurzels'! oooh aarrr!
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ok buddy. all im tryin 2 say is im 15 and dont spend my time tryin 2 impress women on the DINGY fourm!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote tack'ho Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 9:53am

it says FRIGHT i was refering to the fact he wrote chicks dig SCARES!!!

Its hard work on here sometimes  (ps as sarcasm is difficult to pick up on the forum, all the above is!!) (so was that)

I might be sailing it, but it's still sh**e!
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I also read that nottingham has the highest female to male ratio in the country!!

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Pierre Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 12:05pm

Originally posted by farmerwest

ok buddy. all im tryin 2 say is im 15 and dont spend my time tryin 2 impress women on the DINGY fourm!

Get a grip son.  They all count

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote foaminatthedeck Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Dec 06 at 12:33pm

Dude I'm 23 and im happy if any women are impressed with me

Having said that 15 was easyer all you had to do was buy a girl a can of coke and she was yours for at least half the evening.

 

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